It's the silly season, the stores are packed.
Gifts are given, gifts are taken back.
Everyone's happy and the weather is crappy.
Parents are stressed and the children are laughing.

Christmas time, a Christmas vibe.
A holly jolly merry jingle jangle in the sky.

Grocery Stores playing Jingle Bell Rock,
It's a wonderful life all around the clock.
Post office hummin' and the internets buzzin.
Beer and booze and some holiday lovin'.

Christmas time, a Christmas vibe.
A holly jolly merry jingle jangle in the sky.

Cookies browning in the oven.
Plop that angel on the holiday tree.

It's the winter season the car wont start.
Suicides are up, open your heart.
Everyone's freezin' and the children are sneezin'
The Salvation Army Bells a ring-a-ling-dingin',

Christmas time, a Christmas vibe.
A holly jolly merry jingle jangle in the sky.